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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:49 am

24. Hollow it out and use it as a tiny bag.
Is that one already?
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:51 am

23. Try to breed it with a carrot to create a sausage that can make you see in the dark.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:52 am

22. An almanac.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:52 am

....that doesn't work at all.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:54 am

You think the rest of these do? Twit
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:55 am

21. Staple it to your cheek and pretend it's a scar

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:57 am

Eve wrote:
You think the rest of these do? Twit

Yours is OTT...you could barely fit a cracker joke on a sausage.

Incidently.

20. A new kind of meat based christmas cracker.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:59 am

I'm talking about a massive sausage here, and the writing doesn't have to be large.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:00 am

No eve...you can't just invent a massive sausage for your needs.

Thats not how it works.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:01 am

You stupid fuck.

19. A toilet roll.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:02 am

It's how hers work.

18. Air freshener (leave one lying around in a room a few weeks; you'll see)

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:03 am

No YOU stupid fuck.

17. A makeshift shiv to stab in eves face.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:04 am

Oh, how clever of you.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:05 am

Home stretch now, less stabbing, more inventing.

16. Spare chess piece

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:05 am

I want to make babies in you, Eve you gorgeous creature.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:06 am

I'd rather fuck an axe.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:07 am

...and probably have.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:08 am

15. Marry it


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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:08 am

14. A substitute for a velvet glove to slap a thespian with.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:10 am

Sure, Jason, sure.

13. Make it alive
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:10 am

who is a femenime thespian

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:13 am

Eve, lets run off to disney land together and live under the runaway minetrain forever and ever.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:15 am

Hmmm, let's see...No.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:17 am

Not a fan of the minetrain er?
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:18 am

Hmmm...
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