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PostSubject: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:26 am

They exist, Bile, the question is... can you think of them?! Do it, faggot

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:26 am

100. A handy alternative to a tooth brush.

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:29 am

99. Temporary finger
98. Temporary penis
97. An 'i' or an 'l' if you're spelling something out in meat

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:30 am

96. Makeshift ammo

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:30 am

95. By attaching an alight match, you're treated to a miniature ornamental fire-piece.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:30 am

Have you ever spelt anything out in meat before, Bryn?

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:31 am

94. When frozen, a deadly bludgeon, ideal for stealing Pokemon cards from 6 year olds

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:33 am

93. A convincing Peperami impersonator.
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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:36 am

92. this image:


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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:37 am

91. A hilarious glory hole prop

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:42 am

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93. A convincing Peperami impersonator.
You're not wrong.

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:42 am

O Goncho wrote:
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Can I just check if you are talking about one sausage, or an infinite number of sausages? I mean, you could build a raft or something with loads of them, but if I can only use the one I'm afraid most of my suggestions will be NSFW.

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:43 am

Damn it Bryn, I really thought we were going to get all the way through the 90's without a cock joke!

90. An up-scaled model of Hippo's genitals.

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:44 am

Just as well we're in Bile then, you raunchy hill-dweller. One sausage, and not a sausage more.

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:46 am

89. When combined with sellotape, an inexpensive finglonger


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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:47 am

Then I'm afraid I will have to insist that Bantha's suggestion be stricken from the record.

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:49 am

I'll allow it.

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:51 am

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88. an action man oxygen tank


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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:51 am

87. If it's quite greasy then get writing, buster, you've got a pig-pen!

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:52 am

86. A harpoon

(Thank you for the inspiration, Action Man)

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:52 am

Disheartened ........... _ .... Hmph! .... Mad❌x❌x❌x❌x

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:53 am

You'll thank me when you're running Channel five... well, you'll forgive me eventually, anyway.

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:53 am

for the sake of accuracy, i should point out that that is actually a 12" james bond action figure.

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:54 am

Outrageous, I WON'T ALLOW IT.

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PostSubject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It   Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:55 am

85. Chalk. Really bad chalk.

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