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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:22 am

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:24 pm

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A.Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Sat Jun 26, 2010 6:53 am

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:18 am

My uncle is a ventriloquist.When I were a kid he would stick two fingers up my arse and tell me not to say a word.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:42 pm

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a
virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he
whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I
give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss
ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which
he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try sumting I have
heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a very puzzled
tone he asks her... "You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa???"
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:56 am

No.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:38 am

Northumbria Police have offered a 10000 reward for information which leads to Moat being captured.
A police spokesman said that if he hasn't been caught by Saturday there'll be a Raoul-over.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:35 am

Bastard! I was going to post that one Unimpressed
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Sun Jul 11, 2010 11:13 am

Police have confirmed that Raoul Moat may of been suffering from dandruff as they found his head and shoulders in a tree.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:34 pm

Just when I thought this life could get as exciting as GTA, Raoul Moat got killed. If only he entered the Health Cheat on time!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:31 am

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:44 am

A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief.It's called Raindrops Keep Falling on Ahmed.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Sat Aug 21, 2010 4:13 pm

I heard that band aid were going to cover blondie - the tide is high....
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Thread   Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:37 am

A syndicate of 6 niggers have won the 113M Euro lotto jackpot.They are emigrating to Thailand, to become Thai-coons.
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