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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 8:44 am

My big mate Paul finally got a girl he'd been after for weeks into the sack at the weekend. Ater doin the nasty, he removed the gongy and tried to nonchalantly spin it round his finger ....only to look on in horror as it slipped from his grasp and hit the lass right in the mush ...
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 8:47 am

LOL goose! what did she do?

i don't know actually sk! she looked proper traumatised when she was telling me all of this though. i dont think she had sex again for like, two years.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 8:50 am

Dunno Duck ....the big man didn't hang around long enough to wait for a response....
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 8:52 am

LOL. Why do people tell other people about stupidity involving sex. It's like I still can't believe me mate Paul's friend from uni who actually told people about when and how he broke his cock.

I'm not surprised she was traumatised! And you did the supportive friend act by lol'ing in her face.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 8:54 am

it was FUNNY!

to be fair i tell all my friend everything stupid thats ever happened to me in sex. and they tell me. i think its just cos everything is even funnier when you're naked.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 8:55 am

Tell us EVERYTHING...after all, we're your friends. Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 8:56 am

To be fair, the big man has a bit of history with sex related blunders. He once fell asleep in the cinema when a girl was giving him a chug.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 8:57 am

As long as he kept it up and didn't make a fucking mess of his keks, he's probably done alright on that one.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 9:01 am

He also pulled a stunningly attractive barmaid one night in Glasgow ....took her back to his flat, smoked some weed then suddenly realised he really needed a shit ....He woke up the next morning flat out on his bathroom floor ..naked, apart from a hand towel placed over his nether regions on which, written in lipstick, was the legend ..."NO USE""
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 9:02 am

i spose i could tell you the story behind the kraken as you know about the kraken anyway, but boys tend to find that less funny.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 9:14 am

Niiiicely done, there. What a legend. Again - why not just tell everyone she was as good as she looked, with everyone else none the wiser!

Yessss, do tell the story behind the Kraken! The name alone suggests it's a good 'un.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Fri May 29, 2009 8:25 am

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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Sun May 31, 2009 3:06 pm

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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Sun May 31, 2009 3:14 pm

JESUS FREAKIN CHRIST look at the slow-mo at 56 secs.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:05 am

Bet they've landed on an Island with polar bears, ressurected dead people and smoke monsters.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:18 pm

Google Wave sounds cool.

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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:11 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/8080315.stm

what worries me about this is they're claiming the damage is 600K. what the hell was he growing there?
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:41 am

gay penguins adopt chick

bill killed

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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:47 am

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

bill killed

Surprised

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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:41 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8082995.stm

And people wonder why we voted this man Mayor of our capital! Brilliant. We may have found the one man who'll upstage Bush for worth being in office purely for comedy value.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:43 am

It will get him publicity. It must be newsworthy.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:12 am

lucky talisman struck by lightning

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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:27 am

UFO disclosure ...

http://www.allnewsweb.com/page6916918.php

Warning: Could be a fake site.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:37 am

That Boris video looks fake, as the camera was looking at his legs before he fell over...
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:39 am

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/s/2051947_teen_who_had_sex_with_a_dog_to_be_sentenced
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