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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 5:53 am

Barring any freak Gail Porter-style diseases, I don't think I will ever really go bald, my hairline isn't receding at all. This was a great cause of concern for me at around the time Ghostbusters II came out, I seriously considered shaving Bill Murray's hairline into my head with a Bic razor. The thought still occurs to me from time to time.

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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 5:55 am

How about shaving "Bill Murry" into the back of your head?
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 5:55 am

bryn, i'll happily swap hair with you.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 5:58 am

Spectral Knight wrote:
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i dont think there was another pussy attached actually. i can't really remember, it was about five years ago. i have my own porn bag at home, so i'll check and see if there's any lesbianism next time i'm back there. and the boots with just a pussy COULD work, if they were tiny tiny boots and just positioned by said pussy?

You have your own porn bag? Is it self-built, or a combination of your own interests and those your friends think would be right up your street.

It might work in terms of photographically accurate towards the title, but I'd question the erotic value? It'd make me think Antman's gone to explore a massive big pink cave and left his boots behind.

it was the same friend who made her boyfriend the porn bag who made mine, luckily this is not the horse porn friend. i do wonder why so many people give me pornographic presents though. my birthday cake last year was in the shape of a giant penis.

well i'm almost absolutely certain some weirdos would find it erotic. and if not, we'll just call it art. i do photography as part of my degree so i'm sure we can get away with it.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:03 am

Did you send subliminal messages that say "I'm really horny!" to everyone you meet? I say subliminal, but I mean do you just get straight to the point?

Have you had to take photos of n00dz as part of your degree yet? Wicked! And you don't like going to uni some days? Oh no no no We'd need to find someone to supply tiny boots, or just rob a Barbie doll, and someone willing to pose their vag right by said boots. I've come up with the plan. You can implement it.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:12 am

i don't just come right out and say that to people, i assume they just infer. obviously no one ever told them not to judge a book by its cover.

i reckon i could get tiny boots in a charity shop easy. just look for old dolls or something. and i can probably find some naked lady on gumtree. i saw an ad once that said they needed a girl willing to pose nude who was comfortable with vegetables, so i'm assuming willingness to put tiny boots by their fanny should be pretty run of the mill.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:16 am

was that on grapevine? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:18 am

nope, gumtree. whats grapevine?
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:19 am

media jobs. there's always dodgy porno jobs on there.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:20 am

Hahaha. I'm not sure if you're saying you look like someone who is always horny, or just like someone who could do with a stack of porn for your kicks!

You make it sound like the details are sorted! Send me the pics once you've done, and I'm sure we can get them published and earn a mint.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:23 am

media jobs eh? i should probably keep that in mind for when i finish my degree in case i can't break into crocodile wrestling.

i'll get right on it SK. its got to be more productive than sitting about reading take a break all day.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:26 am

crocodile wrestling's on there.

i forgot what job i gave you, spec. was it midget kicking?
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:30 am

Where does Take a Break reside on the glossy girly mag spectrum?

Yup, and many midgets have been indeed kicked. There's this midget who works in one of the firms based out of our offices, and he has to use the ramp (well, he can use the stairs, but it's hard work for the li'l fella), and whenever I see him, I grab someone and start a convo staying put halfway up the ramp, so we can observe as he climbs the steps actually using his hands like it's a cliff face. I am SO going to hell.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:32 am

take a break is not a glossy girly mag, its mainly for housewives and the elderly. its full of tips on how to get stains out or make lovely headboard covers out of old jeans, and real life stories about how old women went to turkey and married a youngster then got robbed, plus PUZZLES.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:36 am

I'm interested in how you make lovely headboard covers out of old jeans - care to enlighten me?

I sorta feel sorry for those old birds who get mugged - but then I think - "seriously, you think he ACTUALLY liked you for anything other than the half-mil you've got tucked away?!".
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:42 am

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Where does Take a Break reside on the glossy girly mag spectrum?

Yup, and many midgets have been indeed kicked. There's this midget who works in one of the firms based out of our offices, and he has to use the ramp (well, he can use the stairs, but it's hard work for the li'l fella), and whenever I see him, I grab someone and start a convo staying put halfway up the ramp, so we can observe as he climbs the steps actually using his hands like it's a cliff face. I am SO going to hell.

you disgust me.

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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:49 am

But I am probably gonna go to hell, though, aren't I? Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:50 am

Convert to greek mythology and you'll get to go to hades instead.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:53 am

Understanding one God is bad enough, imagine having a whole Pantheon of them to get to grips with.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 6:58 am

Greek ones are easier.

"Hi I'm Zeus, I'm the daddy of the gods, I sometimes shag humans while disgused as a swan and I shoot alot of lightning bolts and shizz"
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 7:11 am

cut them up and stitch them on? i dont actually follow the tips. but the back pockets of your jeans are useful to put your phone in while you sleep.

the ones in take a break never have half a mil tucked away though.. they're just poor!
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 7:14 am

Greek gods are awesome it has to be said. I'm with Hippo on this one.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 7:15 am

Nothing should be put in the back pockets of jeans for sleepy times. You know the other day, when I said my arse hurt. It was only when I was ruffling through my jeans that I realise that my bulging wallet was what left it's impression, as I'd slept on it.

Well, yeah, they will be poor, if they've just been robbed for half a mil. Although, what do Turkish toyboys rob off those who were poor to start with? Their dignity?
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 7:15 am

I like Herc, but the Norse Gods were better I think.
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PostSubject: Re: News Thread   Wed May 06, 2009 7:19 am

Hercules was a bloody cheat god, to be honest. He's only just a god, and only cause Zeus was a soft bastard.
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