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PostSubject: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:54 pm

Now, I really don't believe that the facebook Damien Littlefair is actually him. But this is our current conversation:

Damian wrote
at 5:55pm on August 30th, 2008
Hi my name is Daman Littlefair I’m 18 from Darlington. All I want in the whole world is a girlfriend to love with all my heart. I dress smart and confident but I am also shy and sensitive. I’m into F1 motor racing, music and Kylie Minogue, I’m a non-smoker and social drinker. I like cosy nights in with candlelit baths and my favorite two films are Titanic and Grease. I am currently studying Numeracy and English at Darlington College. I was on a motor vehicle course but

Hortencia (York UK) wrote
at 7:00pm on August 30th, 2008
I'm a transexual. Hi.

Damian wrote
at 7:04pm on August 30th, 2008
Hi my name is Daman Littlefair I’m 18 from Darlington. All I want in the whole world is a girlfriend to love with all my heart. I dress smart and confident but I am also shy and sensitive. I’m into F1 motor racing, music and Kylie Minogue, I’m a non-smoker and social drinker. I like cosy nights in with candlelit baths and my favorite two films are Titanic and Grease. I am currently studying Numeracy and English at Darlington College. I was on a motor vehicle course but

Damian wrote
at 7:04pm on August 30th, 2008
Hi my name is Daman Littlefair I’m 18 from Darlington. All I want in the whole world is a girlfriend to love with all my heart. I dress smart and confident but I am also shy and sensitive. I’m into F1 motor racing, music and Kylie Minogue, I’m a non-smoker and social drinker. I like cosy nights in with candlelit baths and my favorite two films are Titanic and Grease. I am currently studying Numeracy and English at Darlington College. I was on a motor vehicle course but

Damian wrote
at 7:05pm on August 30th, 2008
so

Hortencia (York UK) wrote
at 7:08pm on August 30th, 2008
Do you find transexuals attractive? Does preop worry you or does it make your penis leaky?

Damian wrote
at 7:10pm on August 30th, 2008
are u on hormones

Damian wrote
at 7:31pm on August 30th, 2008
Write something...Hi my name is Daman Littlefair I’m 18 from Darlington. All I want in the whole world is a girlfriend to love with all my heart. I dress smart and confident but I am also shy and sensitive. I’m into F1 motor racing, music and Kylie Minogue, I’m a non-smoker and social drinker. I like cosy nights in with candlelit baths and my favorite two films are Titanic and Grease. I am currently studying Numeracy and English at Darlington College. I was on a motor v

Damian wrote
at 7:31pm on August 30th, 2008
Write something...Hi my name is Daman Littlefair I’m 18 from Darlington. All I want in the whole world is a girlfriend to love with all my heart. I dress smart and confident but I am also shy and sensitive. I’m into F1 motor racing, music and Kylie Minogue, I’m a non-smoker and social drinker. I like cosy nights in with candlelit baths and my favorite two films are Titanic and Grease. I am currently studying Numeracy and English at Darlington College. I was on a motor v

Damian wrote
at 7:34pm on August 30th, 2008
hi sexy

Hortencia (York UK) wrote
at 8:25pm on August 30th, 2008
I am on hormones and I have had a boob job, you probably can tell lol. Do I look convincing?


Damian wrote
at 8:28pm on August 30th, 2008
yes are u single


This then continued on to facebook instant messenger:

Damian
hi

1:37amDamian is online.
1:38amHortencia
hi

1:38amDamian
do u have msn

1:38amHortencia
no

1:39amDamian
urslim right

1:39amHortencia
the hormones make me put on weight

but I wear corsets to fix it

1:39amDamian
will u ever loos theweight

1:40amHortencia
the hormones make it difficult

1:40amDamian
are u keepingur dick

1:41amHortencia
I'll get rid of it eventually

1:41amDamian
u top or bottom

1:42amHortencia
I take a lady's place, oddly enough

1:42amDamian
are u single

1:42amHortencia
no
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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:01 pm

I'm so lucky I got you first.
:[littlefair00]

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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:26 pm

2:06amDamian
bf or gf do u have

2:06amHortencia
boyfriend

2:06amDamian
has he seen ur dick

2:07amHortencia
Damian is no longer online. The following was not sent:

yes of course (send as a message)

2:07amDamian is online.
2:07amDamian
has he

2:07amHortencia
yes of course

2:07amDamian
when

2:07amHortencia
when we have sex, fucktard

2:08amDamian
has he tuched it

2:08amHortencia
he's not gay

2:08amDamian
but has he

2:09amHortencia
he doesn't like it

do you like penis?

2:09amDamian
yes but on transsexuals

2:09amHortencia
only on transexuals?

what about an effeminate man?

2:10amDamian
no

2:15amDamian
do u prefer men or women

2:15amHortencia
i do not prefer

2:16amDamian
what

2:19amDamian
how old wer u when u knewu wear a girl

2:20amHortencia
I always knew

2:21amDamian
what was the first girly thing you wore

2:22amHortencia
Damian is no longer online. The following was not sent:

a dress when I played dress up as a child
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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:27 pm

Bless him, whoever is blacksheeping Damian they're probably themselves too dumb to realise they're being blacksheep'd.

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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:37 pm

W-Hortencia wrote:
Now, I really don't believe that the facebook Damien Littlefair is actually him.


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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:40 pm

I really don't want to believe that someone like that can exist.
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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:41 pm

Scully wrote:
I really don't want to believe that someone like that can exist, Mulder.

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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:43 pm

Mulder wrote:
I saw Damian Littlefair take my sister, Scully.

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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:45 pm

Careful, a few more lines and we've got a fan script.

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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:51 pm

Deep Throat wrote:
puft,puft,puft,puft

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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:07 am

O Goncho wrote:
I'm so lucky I got you first.
:[littlefair00]

I couldn't imagine there ever being a situation for that to be relevant..... good job!
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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:36 am

This is probably a stupid question but who is Damin Littlefair?
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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:37 am

LOL....wut?
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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:22 am

The Facebook one IS Damian Littlefair. If you search his email address in Facebook, it comes up with that profile. And you have to activate your Facebook account through your emails, so...
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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:25 am

I think she doubts the whole thing has anything to do with the man himself.

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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:29 am

I dunno, he has a Bebo profile going back to 2006.
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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:36 am

Well either way a few weeks ago I PM'd that facebook a link to this board, so for all we know we're being quadruple-mega-poke-roll'd.

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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:48 am

If it is a real person he is severly retarded. Not to mention creepy.
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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:53 am

Cruel.
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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:07 am

Creepy? But he dresses smart-confident and wants to be an F1 driver!
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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:11 am

I know! He told me several times normally twice together.
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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:12 am

He just wanted to make sure you didn't miss it.
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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:14 am

on flux, when i claimed to know where one of the trannies he was looking for was, he sent me the same message around a dozen times.

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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:23 am

Does everyone know about the time I gave him a random number and claimed it was Kylie's, then it turned out to be some guy called... uh, it was some typical name like Frank.
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PostSubject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report   Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:41 am

No.
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