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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:49 am



Urgh, I don't drink Carlsberg anymore. I can't, it tastes of peas to me now.
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:52 am

What do you mean now?! What's changed?
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:59 am

My tastes? I don't know. The last few crates of it I bought were really off. When you opened a can you had to open a fucking window too cos it smelled like someone was farting in your face.
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:01 am

what do you drink instead?

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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:07 am

The 4% Stella in the grey cans is the base now, with toppings of Duvel occassionally, or wine. I drink Guinness in the pub. I accidentally bought some Carlsberg last week cos it was cheap, in a cool bottle with a ringpull top and actually called something else, Tuborg I think. But it was made by, and tasted exactly like Carlsberg. Scheming cunts.
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:09 am

BRYN_BORANGA wrote:
When you opened a can you had to open a fucking window too cos it smelled like someone was farting in your face.

For some reason that really made me laugh.
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:12 am

Don't you think that most canned beers/lagers have exactly the same shitty smell as soon as you pull the ring tab? It's the exact same smell you get when opening apacket of dry roasted peanuts ..........
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:17 am

Do you only eat peanuts with beer?
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:21 am

Goostaph wrote:
Don't you think that most canned beers/lagers have exactly the same shitty smell as soon as you pull the ring tab? It's the exact same smell you get when opening apacket of dry roasted peanuts ..........

Yeah, it is a bit of a recurring theme with most lagers, but quite as bad with this new Stella stuff but Carlsberg have taken the smell to alarming heights. You might as well rub your face in a dog turd. I think there should be a disclaimer on lager cans and bottles that reads WARNING: ODOUR RELEASED UPON OPENING WILL BE REPLICATED BY YOUR POSTERIOR THROUGHOUT FOLLOWING DAY. That'd make alcohol less sexy and alluring to youngsters.
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:31 am

I dont think bottled lager gives off the same noxious odour. I haven't drunk a can of lager for ages .........Friday morning, I think it was ........
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:33 am

What the fuck??? Are you okay??
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:45 am

OF COURSE I'M NOT OK!!!! WHATARYAFUCKINUTZ???
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:47 am

Surely you must've been drinking something to blur away the endless misery of being alive? Please tell me you were drinking SOMETHING.
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:51 am

I've had one or two Smirnoff Ices ..... Hmph!
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:52 am

.....6 LITRES OF STRONGBOW, A HALF BOTTLE OF BRANDY AND A GLASS OF PORT .....OK!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:57 am

PHEW! I've had a phew.
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:07 pm

Carlsberg EXPORT is what you need to be drinking.

No guff smells.
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:13 pm

Not even under your duvet the following morning? You're avin a babble, intcha????
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:15 pm

Oh of course but when the alternative is 'not drinking beer' I'd rather suffer the consequences.
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PostSubject: Re: the boardie limerick thread   Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:34 pm

Twiglets! How could I forget?
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