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PostSubject: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:17 am

Last night at Tiger Tiger i was chatting up this blonde and then I realised half way through getting her number and name that I already had it on my phone. I'd already shagged her because it was tagged which i do when I've shagged someone. I said, have we met? and she said "I don't know hun. Are you the guy with the dragon tattoo on your back" and it was at that point there that I realised my sex life has jumped the shark. I looked around and realised there were 15 fit girls, and I'd shagged about 8 of them, plus one guy who kept looking at me. Does talent renew itself? It does right?


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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:18 am

Can you keep this sort of thing to your pro/cons thread on the old boards, I do enjoy that thread.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:20 am

tiredhippo wrote:
Can you keep this sort of thing to your pro/cons thread on the old boards, I do enjoy that thread.

that was fast, i hadn't even edited out spelling mistakes.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:20 am

I think you should keep the spelling mistakes, they add charm.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:13 am

Sounds awkward.

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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:02 am

actually it wasn't that awkward, it was more embarrassing i'd forgot i'd already shagged her.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:03 am

and she didn't seem to care. must be a girl thing.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:04 am

Or maybe the rhohypnal worked better than you thought.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:08 am

the haircut is an improvement but you'll want to remove the beard next.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:10 am

I already have actually although I'll grow it back as my jaw looks too big without it.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:12 am

post a photo of it without.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:15 am

I'd rather not old bean.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:56 am

It's Layne! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:04 pm

Pompey = slag central.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:40 pm

I'm hoping this will never happen to me.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:44 pm

Isn't Portsmouth's main train station called Pompey Slag Central?
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:57 pm

What's he doing in Tiger Tiger anyway? Time and Envy is far better.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:02 pm

There's a Time & Envy in Romford. God I hate that place.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:11 pm

Time and Envy closed in 2003, dear. Liquid and Envy is the closest thing to that.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:13 pm

and it's a disgusting shitty venue full of horrid chavs dressed up in mandatory ben sherman.
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PostSubject: Re: I think i've run out of people to shag.   Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:56 pm

Sounds very similar to the Romford one.
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