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PostSubject: Venus Fly Traps   Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:42 pm

I have always wanted one, since I was about 7 and realised they actually existed.

Anyway. I made my brother buy me one from B&Q and it was all so exciting.


Except now it's turning black and dying because I don't have the heart to feed it insects.


I thought I could make do with just watering it every so often.


But, apparently not.


I am hungry and need a persimmon.


Oh no no no
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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:50 pm

Hello, Chet. Do you still talk to Iliyah? You should invite him here.
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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:52 pm

Maybe.

I don't think he'll show up, though.
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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:03 am

Why not? We need a resident paedo to take the piss out of every so often.
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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:47 am

Spectral Knight wrote:
Why not? We need a resident paedo to take the piss out of every so often.
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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:47 am

Feed it pieces of ham.

One of my cactii is dying on its arse Sad

All that pretty mescaline...
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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:08 am

Those things creep me out. I remember once there was one in my dentist's waiting room and for some reason I got the feeling that it was looking at me and that it had an actual consciousness. I do also remember, however, being pretty stoned that day.
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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:57 pm

Ham is Grosie Josie.


Maybe I can feed it mushrooms. *googles*
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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:59 pm

Isn't that a kind of cannibalisam?...
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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:09 pm

How so?
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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:57 am

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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:48 pm

I'd just end up having the same issue. Plus B&Q is...well I don't know where it is from here.


I tried feeding it a bug this evening, nothing happened. It didn't close even when I stimulated it.


How very sad.
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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:48 am

Get a plastic one.
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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:55 am

The wouldn't move either.
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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:05 pm



No
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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:00 pm

It's a Venus Death Trap.
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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:36 am

i see your problem. its not plugged in. itll be that green wire.

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PostSubject: Re: Venus Fly Traps   Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:39 am

I'm guessing the lack of sunlight in my room probably didn't help. But apparently, I was supposed to water it using purified water - not tap. And re-plant it in a bigger pot. And I wasn't allowed to use regular potting soil, it should have been half-and-half wet SPHAGNUM peat moss and perlite...







So many things the plastic tab thingy neglected to mention. Maayan Taube
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